Signed copies of the original Studio Phaedra Edition of A Very Fast Descent into Hell are now available for purchase. Trade paper, 5.25 x 8, matte finish, 256 pages. Your library wants one. It is a strange and unusual tale of a demon, a priest, and a broken love that pushes the world to the brink. Be warned, however; this book carries with it strange and unusual properties…
When in the book’s proximity, children become possessed with an over- whelming compulsion to physically devour it. Do not allow this to happen. The book won’t taste good and the child will suffer a stomach ache. Also, strongly discourage anyone under the age of 14 from actually reading the book’s contents, as terrible nightmares (and lawsuits) will undoubtedly occur.
Perhaps 18 is better. No, 21. That’s it. NOT INTENDED FOR READERS UNDER 21. No cheating. Or else.
10 Dollars per signed copy. Includes shipping and handling. Please order via the widget on the left or email, simondrax AT comcast DOT net. Thank you for shopping at Ichiban Weapon Ready. We will now return to the usual nonsense of monsters and moody babes and smoking craters.
Special thanks to Brian and James (and Mister Bill, of course).
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